The video game has made me the biggest fan of this dude in reality.
I’m reblogging this because this scene still makes me laugh and anti-christmas is coming!
PWTorch poll on The Shield. Find me a curiosity poll on the Shield where Ambrose isn’t the overwhelming winner.
Dean Ambrose talking for 27 seconds > rest of the WWE talking until wrestling no longer exists.
I’ve always felt like is what Colt from 3 Ninjas grew up to look like.
I very nearly drunk-dialed you last night
while taking a break from willing myself through the second bottle of wine
It was 3 am
All I wanted to ask you was, why am I still awake?
I used to fancy the thought of you fancying me a romantic drunk
Or maybe a thoughtful drunk
I’d settle for a happy drunk, or a stupid happy drunk
Any drunk but just a drunk
But shown through this imitation crystal bought secondhand
I began to feel that you considered me to be a lonely drunk
Which struck me as the worst drunk of all
And made me think about giving up drinking altogether
These have been dry times lately
But I feel lonelier still and always seem to be praying for a flood
Like all these farmers gripping handfuls of worthless soil
Fearful of the harvest that may never come
But the flood always comes back
Maybe a little later than before
but it always comes back
Usually in a different form
As salty as this one tasted against my mouth
I thought it maybe made of tears
Maybe they were yours
but I cannot remember how often I made you cry
so I stopped thinking about it
And held a last gasping breath and closed my eyes just as Dust finished
I expected the flood to pull me under something truly dark
But it didn’t
It carried me into my room
And spit me out onto my bed
I opened my eyes and rolled over and saw the phone
I picked it up, soaking wet, and looked at the time
It was 3 am
And I thought about calling you
But I obviously didn’t.